If not 4ever, then I desper8ely need 1 day without hearing or seeing:

1.) "Barrack Obama" ()
2.) "Global Economic Crisis" or "Economic Downturn"
3.) "Planet in Peril"
4.) "Terrorism"
5.) "Bailout"
6.) "The Fed" or "Federal Reserve"
7.) "Global Warming" or "Climate Change"
8.) "Foreclosure, Mortgage," or "Housing Market"
9.) "Iranian Nuclear Program"
10.) ANYTHING about "Israel"
11.) "Wall Street" or "Stock Exchange" or "Markets"
12.) "Credit" and "Interest Rates"
13.) "Stimulus" or "Stimulus Package"
14.) Anything about, referring to, or names of any "Banks"
15.) "Congress"
16.) "National Security"
17.) "Recession"
18.) Numbers in the "Billions"
19.) Numbers in the "Trillions"
20.) Opinions of so-called "Experts" of anything
21.) Substituting the term People with "Taxpayers"
22.) "Health care"
23.) Perversion of the words "Hope" "Change" and "Challenge"
24.) "Afganistan" "Taliban" or "Al Quaida"
25.) "Troops" or "American Forces"
26.) Sensationalistic Terminology such as "Catastrophic" "Shocking" "Extremism" "Heartbreaking" "Addiction" "Unbelievable" "Disastrous" and "Global Implications/Consequences"
27.) "Republicans"
28.) "Democrats"
29.) Referencing/Describing fiction as a fact by tagging it with the adverb "Virtually"
30.) Any sort of "Alert" or "Warning"
31.) Prioritizing the unpredictable future by usage of "Predictions" "Forecasting" and "Prophecies" and/or by term "Potentially"
32.) Announcements of things "Good for us" or "We are better off With or Without" or "Can't Live Withoutout" or "All Should (or)All Will get"
33.) Unemployment
34.) The usage(s) of the grammer form "Present Unreal Conditional" - specifically "Should ('ve), Would ('ve), & Could ('ve)
35.) The grammatical "Modal or Subjunctive Verbs" such as "Supposed To" and "Ought To"
36.) The asking of a question preceded by the statement,"I Have/Got a Question." or implicative noun - "Question: ..."

And now I give representation to my age hereby with -

37.) The "Present-Unreal-Conditional + Present-Perfect + Simple-Past-Irregular + Indicative"
statement of - " I Could Have Swore I Did ____ "

Whenever Any and Every Instance of these 37 Current "Trendialisticalismz" occur, I initiate various types of negative reactive posturing as a pseudo-conditioned response! Eyelids twitch and flutter, or the body shudders, or the face winses, or the rolling of the eyeballs, or snear do the lips, or I exaggeratingly 'huff' a sharp sigh.
When I ponder what a wonderful harmonious day would be like without the 37, I realize 2 things:
A) I desperately need an X~10~ed separation holiday away from this so-called 'civilizayshun'
B) I may not consciously realize the absence of the 37's until I hear them again the next day &
then I X~klaim 2 myself,"Holy $h!T! Yesterday was what I wished 4 & I didn't take advantage or
appreci8 my good 4chun! What a f%(k!ng waste!"

............>sigh<
Oh well...
...whatever.